This is the weapons list. (Certain items get advantages depending on what your class is. Why did I put this? This is for Ike, the gatherer because he can use all of these, so I'll show who can get a boost from what) They are in order of damage WITHOUT the rank bonus, so (this isn't true) but a water gun could be better than a toy sword with the bonus.
Water Gun - 1 Damage (Goober + 2)
Toy Sword - 2 Damage (Goober + 3)
Toy Wand - 3 Damage (Goober + 3)
Toy Mega Buster - 4 Damage (Goober + 3)
Stuffed Bear - 5 Damage (Goober + 3)
CDs - 6 Damage (Musician + 4, Gamer Geek + 2)
Dishes - 7 Damage (Improviser + 2)
Drum Sticks - 8 Damage (Musician + 2)
Tennis Racket - 8 Damage (Athlete + 1)
Frying Pan - 9 Damage (Improviser + 2)
2x4 - 9 Damage (Blunt Beater + 1)
Golf Club - 10 Damage (Athlete + 3, Blunt Beater + 2)
Microphone Stand - 10 Damage (Musician + 2, Gamer Geek + 1)
Roller Skates - 10 Damage (Auto-Handler +1)
Skate Board - 11 Damage (Auto-Handler +1)
Hunting Knife - 12 Damage (Chopper +1)
Cleaver - 13 Damage (Chopper +1)
Bowling Ball - 14 Damage (Athlete +2)
Dumbells - 14 Damage (Brute Basher +1)
Chairs - 14 Damage (Improviser +2)
Shovel - 15 Damage (Gardener +1)
Baseball Bat - 15 Damage (Blunt Beater +1, Athlete +2)
Lead Pipe - 15 Damage (Blunt Beater +2)
Hedge Clippers - 16 Damage (Gardener +2)
Guitar Amps - 16 Damage (Musician +3, Gamer Geek +2, Improviser +1)
Guitar - 17 Damage (Musician +3, Gamer Geek +2, Improviser +1, Blunt Beater +1)
Handgun - 18 Damage (Gunner +1)
TV - 18 Damager (Brute Basher +2, Gamer Geek +1)
Computer - 18 Damage (Brute Basher +1, Gamer Geek +2)
Cement Garbage Cans - 19 Damage (Brute Basher +1)
Lawn Mower - 20 Damage (Gardener +1)
Land Drill - 21 Damage (Gardener +2)
SMG (Sub-Machine Gun) - 21 Damage (Gunner +1)
Machine Gun - 22 Damage (Gunner +1)
Katana - 23 Damage (Chopper +2)
Sword - 23 Damage (Chopper +1)
Machette - 24 Damage (Chopper +2)
Sledge Hammer - 25 Damage (Blunt Beater +2, Improviser +1, Brute Basher +1)
Motorcycle - 26 Damage (Auto-Handler +1)
Sniper Rifle - 27 Damage (Gunner +2, Level 5 or Higher Gunner +3)
Chainsaw - 28 Damage (Chopper +3, Gardener +2)
Civilian's Car - 29 Damage (Auto-Handler +2)
Shotgun - 29 Damage (Gunner +2)
Sports Car - 30 Damage (Auto-Handler +2)
Convicts' Turret Car (Turret) - 31 Damage (Gunner +1)
Delivery Van - 31 Damage (Auto-Handler +1)
Convicts' Turret Car (Car) - 32 Damage (Auto-Handler +1)
PHEW!! x_________x