Kirby's riddle

I just wanted to see if anyone could figure out what it is.....

"A store has on sale a computer and word processor so small it can fit into your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap?"

This is hard... im not the kind of the riddle guy =w=

Maybe because you can multiply stuff with the Word Compressor?

Atleast I guessed... I guess =w=

Nooooooo, that's not it.

this is a 90 percent chance of being wrong:a calculator or its really small

Aww, oh well. Atleast I tried xD

And that's what counts.

um hello?my answer?

I think I might know the answer :0

Maybe it was soo easy to pocket it into your pocket, that it would be a waste of time to sell it in a high price.

Or

its just some sort... thing? xD

OH! Sorry Cinder, I didn't see your post! D= Sorry.

Well, no. That's not it either. Nor is your second guess, Kia. This is fun!

I know I'm gonna come up WAAAAY too short on this, but here's my guess.

The pocket computer is broken... Either that, or you're buying it off the local fence.

Noooo, that's not it either. =)

You said it's a computer but I have an idea... A Pencil?

Your right. -_- Eh, oh well. Well, I'll go try and find another one.

Oh! I found one! It looks good, can you figure it out?.....

"Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?"

I know! he was sick and tired of window washing he jumped INSIDE the tower.he was washing it from the outside!

Yes.......... another?

"Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside."

What is it?

simple!a Corn on the cob

Oh, I get it! lol

You're right Cinder. I'm gonna stop googleable riddles. Hm.........well, I have a blonde joke. "A plane crashes between Canada and the United States. Where do you burry the survivers?"

OMG That's freakin' hilarious! xDD

Hey!you dont burry SURVIVERS!

Another one! "It takes three men three days to dig three holes. How long does it take for one man to dig half a hole?"

half a day?i guess...

You can't dig half a hole! -_-" Yah.... "You're in the back of a car with a baseball bat. How do you get out?"

Simple. You pull the handle on the door.

Dang! Hm..... "There is a one-story house. What color are the stairs?"