The Seinfeld Chat Topic!

Hello everyone and welcome to the Seinfeld Chat topic! This topic is all about Seinfeld ((My Favorite TV Show!)) and you really just say whatever you want to about the show. Here's an example.

'You should try one of these Junior Mints Jerry, Their refreshing!' -Kramer

Or

'Hello Jerry...' -Newman
'Hello Newman...' -Jerry

Well if anyone wants to talk about anything about Seinfeld post here!
Note: If you havn't seen the TV show you won't understand the quotes...

I voted Cosmo Kramer! "Giddy-up!"

I vote for America's greatest hero, George Costanza!
"Hey George the ocean called they're running out of shrimp!"
"The Jerk Store called they're running out of you!" -George

*George's answering machine starts to play*

*Beleive it or not Geeooorge isn't at home!*
*So please leave a message, at the beep!*
*I must be out or I'd pick up the phone!*
*Where could I be?*
*Believe it or not I'm not hoooooooooooommmmme!*
*BEEEEP!*

George's Answering Machine!
How to deal with a Telemarketer, the Seinfeld way

I love that answering machine!!!!

"That's great, but are you still master of your Domain?" -Jerry
"I am queen of the castle." -Elaine

George and the bubble boy in a game of trivial pursuit.

"Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?"-George
"The Moors." -Bubble Boy
"I'm sorry, it's the Moops." -G
"What!? Give me that!" -BB
"It says Moops." -G
"That's a misprint!!" -BB
"No! It says Moops!!" -G
*Then the bubble boy starts to choke George and the bubble pops.....*

"Shut up, you old bag!" -Jerry to elderly lady as he steals her marble rye.

Those are hilarious!!

"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents." -George
"I'm Victoria, hi!"

"Get out!" *Elaine pushs Jerry across the room.* -Elaine

Lol, I remember that episode. Where Elaine 'becomes' George.

Martin Van Buren group leader "that's not our sign."

George "It was when I was banging."

I voted for Newman. But actually my favorite charachter is George's dad.

Elaine "What's with the car?"

Newman "It's a rental."

Newman rocks!

"We made a pact!" -George

"No we didn't. You put your hand out so I shook it." -Jerry

(And at the end of the season)

"We made a pact!" -Jerry

Lol.... Ah.... Seinfled rocks.

*George bursts through the door*
"What is it?" -Jerry
"If someone calls I need you to say Vandala Industries speaking." -George
"Why?" -Jerry
"Because your thinking of hiring me to be your laytex salesman." -George
"I'm hiring you to be my laytex salesman? I don't think so." -Jerry
"Why not?!" -George
"Because if you think I want a person who will just be sorting through papers all day your wrong. Why would I hire you?" -Jerry

I don't think I had that last one word for word..